Should we be quiet? Should we let it go? Should we let them hurt poor Smeagol?
No, no precious! We doesn't have to stay with people who aren't nice to us!
We already posted ideas for getting rid of friends. But we must also get rid of enemies, don't we precious?
We think long and hard about this, but we comes up with a solution.
We eats it!
Then Smeagol leaves nasty hobbitses and repays them for what they've done, yes? And we gets a meal at the same time.
Or if hobbit isn't it's favorite meal, it can give the hobbitses to a friend. She could do it, if precious doesn't want it.
It shouldn't stay in friendships where they hurt it! It can just eat it!
[major disclaimer: while leaving bad relationships can be a good thing, I would recommend finding a slightly less violent method of doing so -Arda]
We got a question asking for advice!
I need new conditioner, what type would you recommend? You've been able
to keep your hair in very good condition, even when traveling with the
hobbits.
It thinks our hair looks nice? That make Smeagol happy! But we doesn't do anything with it. We keeps it natural. We thinks that is the best way to take care of it. Don't add slimy things to it. Let your hair go freeee!
[He stole conditioner from Legolas while in the Mines of Moria. L'Oréal Mirkwood, because you're worth it.]
Wow, perfect timing! I just had a bit of a fall out with some of my friends recently... but I don't think that i'll eat them :P
ReplyDeleteAh, I see, free hair is healthy hair!
No one hurts one of our followers! Gollum, gollum. Send them to us, we will eat them for you, precious.
DeleteYes it is free! It is healthy!
Sorry to hear that. :( Sending hugs~
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