The Itsy Bitsy Smeagol:
The itssy bitssy Smeagol went up the Mordor wall.
Out came the orcs who made poor Smeagol fall.
We found a path atop a winding stair,
So we tricked the nasty hobbits to meet our friend up there! Hehehehe!
Twinkle Twinkle:
Twinkle twinkle nasty stars,
We don't like it where you are.
You all plan with the White Face,
Tell the Wraiths our hiding place!
Twinkle twinkle nasty stars,
Go away to Eldamar!
Bagginses isn't the only one who can make songs! We came up the these all ourselfs! We are very proud of them.
Your writing skill to sound like Sméagol never ceases to amaze me!
ReplyDeleteThose songs are better than the originals, god job Sméagol, someone needs to sing them.
-James
Yes, yes, they are much better! We have been practicing, yes, practicing. Smeagol has gotten good at singing them! We think that we should sing them for the credits of the next Hobbit movie, yes?
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ReplyDeleteYou are quite a poet, Gollum! :)
ReplyDeleteYes and we know it!
DeleteHaha, awesome!
ReplyDeleteSmeagol is pleased! We know the Fat Hobbit doesn't like our songs. But it does!
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