70 Questions

Hello followerses! Smeagol has come back! We had a very good idea for posts to do this month, but the short blogger could not help us. She says she had no creativity. So we will answer questions instead! Very long ago, Rogan sends us a question. He asks, "Dear Gollum, What happened to all your hair? No Offence . Rogan." What happened to our hair? We have fabulous hair! And we takes very good care of it. It can read about it at the end of this post!

Now let us answer more questions! We takes these from tumblr. It is a long list, so we will do part of it.


Personal

1-How are you?

We are happy that the movie Andy Serkis worked so hard on is out! But we are not happy to see so many pictures of Bagginses.

2-Post a picture of yourself.

#nofilter

3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Sometimes we wish that we were our Precious.

4-What is your entire name?
Smeagol

5-How old are you?
We doesn't remember. The short blogger says about 589.

6-Age you get mistaken for:
23

7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
What is a zodiac?

8-What did you do on your last birthday?
Smeagol did not celebrate his birthday for a long time. But we remembers one birthday. We were fishing with Deagol. And he gave us the Precious.

9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
Getting our Precious back.

10-What is your hair color?
Brown

11-Have you ever dyed your hair?
No

12-What is your eye color?
Blue. People likes Master's big blue eyeses, maybe they likes ours too?

13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
No

14-Do you wear contacts/glasses?
No

18-Do you have any tattoos?
If we did, it would say "Precious" in runes.

19-Do you have any piercings?
No

20-Left or right handed?
We use both our handses.

21-What’s your sexual orientation?
We doesn't like anyone.

22-Do you drink?
No.

23-Do you smoke?
No! Smoke rising in the sky! Tells nasty men where we are!

24-Do you have any pets?
We eats it.

25-Where do you work?
Smeagol tries to get his Precious back but people keep making him answer questions about the Precious or making poor Smeagol lead them to Mordor. So we are a "tour guide."

26-Something you are working on right now:
Getting our Precious back.

27-Do you have any “rules” about food?
No nasty elf bread. Avoid orcses if we can.

28-Where are you from?
Near the Gladden Fieldses.

29-What would you say is your best quality?
Our riddles! We are good at riddles!

30-What do you think you’re really good at?
Guessing Baggins's riddles.

31-What do you think you’re really bad at?
Our throat cannot swallow nasty elf bread though we are hungry.

33-Are you a bad person?
Smeagol is good. Good Smeagol. The Fat Hobbit says we are bad.

34-Are you nice to everyone?
We will be nice to them if they are nice to us.

36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Peter Jackson says we has nine teeth.

37-What is your ideal bed? Why?
Somewhere dark and cool.

38-Did you wake up cranky?
No

39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
No, but look what Smeagol finds! Amazon.com: The Hobbit Plushies Gollum Plush

40-What do you think about the most?
My Precious

42-What you want to be when you “get older”?
We are older now.

43-What are your career goals?
Find our Precious.

44-What is your ideal career?
Telling hobbitses "no!" when they ask for directions.

45-Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
No, we have our own blog now.

46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Yes, we thinks about how Baggins stole our Precious a lot. It makes us angry.

47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
We doesn't think so.
[oh really Mr. Having-creepy-conversations-in-the-middle-of-the-night-and-arguing-with-yourself? -Arda]

48-Say 10 facts about your room:
Smeagol doesn't have a room, so we talks about the Misty Mountains.
1. Dark
2. Lake
3. Fish
4. Orcses
5. Precious
6. Alone
7. Cool
8. Baggins
9. We hates it

49-Do you have any phobias?
We are afraid we'll never find our Precious again.

50-Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
No
[Thank you for the suggestion. I will be recommending one this week. -Arda]

51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
Hobbitses and nasty elf bread.

52-Ever broken any bones?
Stickses and stoneses may break our boneses but Peter Jackson's changes to our books never hurts us.

53-Ever come close to death?
...yes.

60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this?
There are pages of us, but we doesn't run any of them.

61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
No.

62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence:
Sneak, as the Fat Hobbit would say.

63-A quote you try to live by:
"The Precious will be ours, once the hobbitses are dead." -Us

64-A famous person you’ve been compared to:
Yoda

65-Weird things you do when you’re alone:
We likes to talk to our Precious, but we doesn't think it's weird.

66-Something you do without realising:
Sneaking

68-Someone you’d like to be for a day and why:
We wants to be the Fat Hobbit so we can fall in the mud.

69-Leave me a compliment:
Who is it? We are not leaving a compliment!